Born:Unfortunately. Rochdale, 1941
Age:Work it out, if you must know.
Height:Not much
Weight:Variable
Specialities
Difficult to single out any one of Bill's qualities - largely because ha hasn't really got any. Used to be fat, and was very cosy to sit on. Now not so fat, but being sat on is still probably his best use. Very good at frightening people away. Hairy. Impersonates Old English Sheep dogs.
If you call at our office:Bill is the one who will bite your ankles. (For an extra fee he can be left locked up in his box.)